blissfully-different: winchesterlicious: where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour I...
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
If I were a monstergirl, I’d be some sort of octopus girl
500daysofsassy: mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL OVER THE OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE ON MY DOOR ON MY WALLS ON MY WINDOW SCREENS JUST EVERYWHERE I WISH I HAD A DOLLAR EVERY TIME I KILLED ONE THEY’RE CALLED BOXELDERS AND I HATE THEM WITH ALL THE HATE I CAN MUSTER THEY HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE BECAUSE I LIVE UNDER A FEMALE BOXELDER TREE
AUTO-CORRECT WHAT I JUST WANTED TO SPELL SHISHKABOB
betcha billy can twist and turn every which way in bed
kardashiane: dude that’s my ghost??? no. more like dude that’s my boyfriend.
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend