May 2013
1 tag
blissfully-different:
winchesterlicious:
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I...
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
If I were a monstergirl, I’d be some sort of octopus girl
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500daysofsassy:
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL OVER THE OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE
ON MY DOOR
ON MY WALLS
ON MY WINDOW SCREENS
JUST EVERYWHERE
I WISH I HAD A DOLLAR EVERY TIME I KILLED ONE
THEY’RE CALLED BOXELDERS AND I HATE THEM WITH ALL THE HATE I CAN MUSTER
THEY HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE BECAUSE I LIVE UNDER A FEMALE BOXELDER TREE
AUTO-CORRECT WHAT
I JUST WANTED TO SPELL SHISHKABOB
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betcha billy can twist and turn every which way in bed
kardashiane:
dude that’s my ghost??? no. more like dude that’s my boyfriend.
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
